Pounded in the butt

Celebrity guests perform the unique erotic stories of world famous author Chuck Tingle in an attempt to prove that love is real. Chuck learns lessons from ghosts after falling asleep on bad milk. A Night Vale Presents production. Nick Radford, an independent professional wrestler, performs the classic tale of a man who is chased down by a new unit of unicorn cops on inline skates after he attempts to steal a tasty taco. Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle.

Cancel anytime. Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two. It's like 4Chan decided to collectively write erotica. I had read about it before, but that doesn't do this book justice.

Cancel anytime. The random spark of life doesn't come very often, but every billion or so years there's the chance of something extraordinary. This is exactly what happens when the world's first digital life form gains sentience, created out of the primordial Internet ooze of something called Rule It is from this concept that a powerful nanobot being arises, wishing to be human but expressing himself the only way that he knows how, through the world of romance and erotica. This is the origin story of Billings, Montana's most famous author, Chuck Tingle, but is it the only story there is?

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